Curse

Paul Mahdi · Feb 15, 2006, 03:31 AM // 03:31

*rebuilds half the universe including bar using the 300 monkeys as workers*

darkdragon99 · Feb 15, 2006, 03:34 AM // 03:34

*sets off another 20 antimatter bombs and destroys the other half of the universe*

Two April Mornings · Feb 15, 2006, 03:46 AM // 03:46

*when teh hell did this bar turn into jumanji?!??*
*randomyl punches someone*

*screwdriver*

I pwnd U · Feb 15, 2006, 04:11 AM // 04:11

"i have no idea but i think its safe to just sit here and drink beer" *sips beer, dodges a screwdriver thrown by a monkey*

Doc Holliday · Feb 15, 2006, 05:25 AM // 05:25

*grabs a dead rat and shows it to an elephant*
*elephant thinks its a mouse and they all run out of the bar and over darks car*

darkdragon99 · Feb 15, 2006, 06:04 AM // 06:04

"don't know whos car that was but wasn't mine i walked here"

Symeon · Feb 15, 2006, 08:32 AM // 08:32

*gets covered in lime juice*
*gets trampled and mauled by dogs*
*gets trampled and mauled by lions*
*gets trampled and mauled by elephants*
*a random elephant drinks the lime juice off me*
*gets several bananas in the face by monkeys*
*gets hit in the eye with poo that a monkey lobbed*
*gets danced on by monkeys*
*gets blasted out into space by darkdragon's bombs, then by some unkown force flies back again.*
*mutilated body smashes into a few million pieces as it hits the floor of the bar at 1000 miles an hour*
*one tissue of cells that was part of my head wakes up and starts jumping up and down, squealing*

Edit: Yeah ok darkdragon

(apologies for the long story, a lot happened to me and it had to be told

)

darkdragon99 · Feb 15, 2006, 09:01 AM // 09:01

(hey king you fogot the one monkey that hit you in the eye with poo)

I pwnd U · Feb 15, 2006, 01:28 PM // 13:28

*sips beer*

darkdragon99 · Feb 15, 2006, 01:53 PM // 13:53

*shoots kings cells*
"shut up i hate squealing"

Symeon · Feb 15, 2006, 03:38 PM // 15:38

*cells shatter into a few more million pieces*
*one little cell is angry*
*he makes a battle cry and all the other cells join him. They shower all over darkdragon, blinding and deafening and immobilising him*
*the cells then do a victory dance on his body and reform into a man*
*'Hey guys, I'm back!'*
*runs behind a table as a monkey throws something at him*
*has a few beers*
*'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'*

I pwnd U · Feb 15, 2006, 03:48 PM // 15:48

*sips beer, while in school!* "thats right bitch im in school drinking beer"

darkdragon99 · Feb 15, 2006, 04:25 PM // 16:25

*gets up and shoots king in the back of the head*
*kicks king in the nuts while he lays there bleeding*
*burns my name on his back with a blow tourch*

*drinks 12 beers all at once*

I pwnd U · Feb 15, 2006, 11:26 PM // 23:26

*sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 15, 2006, 11:43 PM // 23:43

*sells the monkey back to the...

...Monkey Store?*
Thus the empire of the Monkeys in the Bar (or M.I.T.B. for short) is over
"why sip?"
*downs a beer in 2 seconds*

sh4ft3d · Feb 16, 2006, 03:00 AM // 03:00

*downs 8000000 beers in 2 seconds and lives to tell it.*

Two April Mornings · Feb 16, 2006, 03:24 AM // 03:24

*wins the jumanji game, putting all animasl except teh damn rats back into place*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 16, 2006, 03:50 AM // 03:50

"WE STILL HAVE RATS?!?!?! JESUS!!!! WE'VE KILLED MORE RATS THEN THERE ARE PEOPLE ON EARTH!!!!"
*Goes crazy and sits in the corner screaming into a pillow*

I pwnd U · Feb 16, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03

"wow more rats..." *shoots rats and sips beer*

Paul Mahdi · Feb 16, 2006, 04:04 AM // 04:04

who started this rat thing anyways?